……In Four Sentences!

I have a favourite historian (yes, thats true… #immaBgeeky)

Charles A. Beard. And from his work, that which impressed me the most are these four lines.

All the lessons of history in four sentences:

  1. Whom the God would destroy, He first makes them mad with power.
  2. The mills of God grind slowly,but the grind exceedingly small.
  3. The bee fertilizes the flower it robs.
  4. When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.

This seemed fun  and I thought why not give it a try.

Number One:

All about Indian Sports in 4 sentences-

  1. Cricket (Men’s league)
  2. Cricket (just the men’s league)
  3. Cricket (only the men’s league)
  4. Sania Mirza is married to Pakistani batsman Shoeb Malik.

Number Two:

All the Entrance Exams ever in 4 sentences-

SYLLABUS

  1. Anything extremely irrelevant to practical life and the professional courses.Something like my family’s archaelogy.
  2. QUESTION-Your aunt has 4 kids.
  3. What is your aunt’s son’s  uncle’s 3rd daughter’s nephew to you?
  4. ANSWER-For you to get an admission, the right answer doesnt matter until 5000 other students get it wrong.

Number Three:

All the debates on social media in the comments section ever…in 4 sentences-

  1. Troll A– 2+2=8
  2. Troll B– Whatever and 2+3=8
  3. Troll A– Well, guess what, your mama is..**CENSORED**
  4. Troll B– oh yeah…my God is better thsn your God…..

And so on….

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FIN.

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